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What The Buzz: #NewCarryOnMovieTitles

It has been too long, dear readers.

My apologies for that but it has been my summer holibobs (read as: one week off from work in which I hope the sun will shine but, in fact, the weather stays better at home than abroad and I pout about wearing jeans instead of my horrendously short shorts).

More on the summer holibobs later.

This week I have actually been looking at two hashtags; the first being #NewCarryOnMovieTitles (pretty self explanatory following the announcement that this franchise will be returning in 2016 after a 24 year absence) and #ThingsIYellWhenICum.

Sid James knows it.

...yes.

The reason this Blog Post is not dedicated to the second hashtag is because a) surely there is only so much you can really say about the hashtag, b) my fingers feel a bit dirty even typing it and c) my Mother reads this.

However, because I care deeply about entertaining my readers, here are some of the better ones for your perusal.

#ThingsIYellWhenICum AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMM

GONNAAAA SWIIIIIIIIING

FROOOOMMMMM

THE CHANDLIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR

— lee (@derNullmeridian) 17 May 2016

#ThingsIYellWhenICum
"CAN YOU FEEL IT MR.KRABS" pic.twitter.com/uC05uABgCj

— ugly boy (@4AMJAY) 16 May 2016

10 points to Gryffindor!
#thingsiyellwhenicum pic.twitter.com/WtN2mdL3R3

— David Armstrong (@tiggtag) 16 May 2016

#ThingsIYellWhenICum omg I'm gonna come
I'M COMING

OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

— Derek Nelson (@ProdigyNelson) 16 May 2016

And this one made me laugh:

#ThingsIYellWhenICum IM DIRTY DAN

— tess (@TRILLTESS) 17 May 2016

Well, don't say I never give you anything, dear readers!

Anyway, back to the actual hashtag for this week: Carry On films are making a return!

Ooh, matron!

 Very exciting stuff indeed.

And despite the first title being leaked as Carry On Doctors (back to bed pans and surprise thermometers, I'm sure), the Twittersphere were keen to provide some suggestions of their own which seemed to overwhelm Jonathan Sothcott (producer of the new films and CEO of Hereford Films which is behind the project).

Totally overwhelmed by all the messages about @carryonmovie - I promise we'll do it justice!

— Jonathan Sothcott (@sothcott) 17 May 2016

It has been confirmed that two movies will be produced (and presumably more will follow should they be a commercial success) but, sadly, Dame Babs Windsor DBE will not be making a return (which also means her nipple tassles won't be dusted off for another spin).  Cast have yet to be announced but it looks like the producers are after new, young, British comedic talent rather than impersonators of the original cast.

So stop practicing your Kenneth Williams' faces in the mirror.

No, really.

Stop it now.

Alright, Blue Eyes, calm down.

In any event, Mr Sothcott has confirmed that Carry On Doctors is not a remake or an 'attempt to reinvent the wheel' but it does seem like a safe premise to start with.

And, to think, we could have had such titles as:

Carry on items can be stored in the overhead bins #NewCarryOnMovieTitles

— Dan Jordan (@danjordan) 17 May 2016

Carry On Rehashing Long Dead Movie Franchises #newcarryonmovietitles

— James Cook (@jamesecook) 17 May 2016

(Ouch.)

#NewCarryOnMovieTitles Carrie on bleeding pic.twitter.com/NCJ1s4V52G

— neilneil orange peel (@kearns_neil) 17 May 2016

Carry On Working Until You Die Because The Tories Will Never Let You Retire #NewCarryOnMovieTitles

— Waldorf Sixpence (@WaldorfSixpence) 17 May 2016

...on second thoughts, given the public's track record with naming things, maybe we were better off leaving this one to the professionals.

...too soon?

&&Fin.